May 2013
parents: your room is a mess
me: you should see my life
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...
– Banksy (via thisisntanthony)
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Someday, we’ll run into each other again, I know it.
Maybe I’ll be older and...
– Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac (via fabulousbitch69)
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
alphaidiot:
joshhunkerson:
Josh Peck does it again
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Fuck sake Josh