laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper
person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs , shaving arms , waxing , plucking , periods , cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup , shut the fuck up.
English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
John Green: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who...– Anna Quindlen (via emotional-algebra)